I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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