it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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