You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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