Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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