He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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