Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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