I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I have feelings that need drinking.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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