just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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