Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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