The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Do vagina's smell?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
