We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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