Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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