he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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