so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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