the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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