she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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