mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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