i can't believe i had my finger in that
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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