Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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