What should our trivia night team be named?
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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