I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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