yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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