I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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