Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
