That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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