So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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