it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I love you.
Bad choice
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