i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
