Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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