There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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