Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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