Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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