Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think my moral compass just broke
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