My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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