That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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