Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also, beer. Big fan.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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