Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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