are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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