My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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