i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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