I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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