I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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