Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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