there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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