I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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