Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
