I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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