i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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