On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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