How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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