i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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