I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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