We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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