Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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