would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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