ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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